You too can get in financial shape with my patented whoring system!! Introducing the 10-day Whore-a-Thon

6 Jan


Hey Everybody!
Financial woes getting you down?
Regular jobs nowhere in sight?
Are you perusing websites like FML.com to make yourself feel better?
Are your unemployed friends bugging the crap out of you?

Well, allow me, Bambi Brothelbuski – Nevada’s most infamous unknown whore – to whip your ass into financial shape, only 2-3 hours a day, 10 days a month!

That’s right, in as little as 4-6 weeks, YOU TOO can see noticeable change in your financial situation!

Your friends and family will start noticing your perkier bum, your tightened, abs, AND your sweet new footwear, all due to my Whore-a-Thon system!

The process is simple:
Email your favorite legal Nevada whorehouse of choice
Head to Nevada with about $300.00 in your pocket and some sexy outfits.
Get cleared (get your bloodwork and culture test) at one of the approved clinics.
In 24 hours, you’ll be ready to work your way into a new life!
Spend 3 hours out in the bar, follow the rules, fuck everyone’s brains out,
and before you know it, you’ll be on your way to a BRAND NEW YOU!

Guess what ladies!
In your off time, you can do WHATEVER YOU WANT!
Yes – my system is so proven, you can have chocolate cake,
you can sit on your ass and watch movies,
you can have girl talk with your Ho friends,
and play with the Chihuahua down the hall, and you will STILL SEE RESULTS!

In addition, I’ll show you other secrets such as:

– How to bring Marijuana on the premises and NOT GET FIRED!
– How to smuggle a notebook laptop, so you can use the internet whenever you want!
– What doctors prescribe whatever prescriptions you want, so you can be happy all the time!
– The cheapest rates for Botox and Laser treatments in town!
-Pole dancing in your downtime

NOW, before we get started, there are a few risks I should warn you about:

1. Don’t try this at home. Moneymaking techniques like this are ONLY to be attempted in the state of Nevada
2. Check with your Ho doctor. Every week. That’s the law.
3. Your pussy will hurt. A glass dildo in the freezer will fix this.
4. You may get STDs, but that’s what going to the doctor is for.
5. You make experience depression, muscle pain, bladder infections, cramping, an increased desire to wear rhinestones, increased nicotine intake, mood swings, or suicidal thoughts. If you experience any of these symptoms, see your doctor NEVER, because he’ll tell you to quit, and FUCK THAT SHIT.

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3 Responses to “You too can get in financial shape with my patented whoring system!! Introducing the 10-day Whore-a-Thon”

  1. Neo_Anderson69 January 6, 2011 at 2:12 am #

    Well That’s all great for a woman. But what about us men. I need to reinvent myself. Have any suggestions

    • Brothel Babe January 6, 2011 at 7:43 am #

      Listen to bitches like me when we have good ideas. Let us be your fans and rock your world.

      • Neo_Anderson69 January 9, 2011 at 10:13 pm #

        It would b great to meet you this year & just talk. Safe sex is great for prevention, but I don’t think I’m into that safe thing. It’s snow fun. I would just rather talk to you & still pay for your time just to show you that as you get older you get wiser & when I feel great physically my mind fires at about a million thoughts per minute & maybe just talking to you in person would help me get a womans perspective & help new thoughts form in my mind. Just looking at a beautiful woman makes my spider senses tingle( synaptic neurons fire away faster, & ride the Endorphins & adrenaline high that the body naturally makes when feeling better than normal)How do you like me now !Say whatever you like good or bad, I’m open to interpretations & don’t hold it against anyone. It would just make me a better person. Try it !

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