The things you can do with a giant dildo

17 Oct

Around here, we have this giant double ended, flesh colored dildo. It’s almost 3 feet long, and too girthy to really use…but here’s what we use it for:

A few weeks ago, one of the girls had a rubber ball she was throwing around.

Another girl thinks the Floppy Dildo will lend itself nicely to a makeshift baseball bat.

The lightbulb goes off, and I throw her the ball. The ball hits the lights, bounces around, and we can’t stop laughing.

Best game of Cock and Ball ever.

Last week, the bartender showed me photos on his cel phone.

He had stuck the dildo in his pants and proudly let it hang to the floor. Worlds largest penis.

A couple days ago, a girl who is super teeny tiny (4′ 10″) decided to wedge the dildo JUST SO, so it was touching the floor. She proudly yells, “it’s a kickstand!” as its propping her up.

She starts playing with it and wrapping it around her neck.

I wrap it around her head in a crown format.

I say,“Look! It’s Penis Leia!” Come to the dark side, any time.

 

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